Being an account of the great Anglo-French Mangle War of 1903 and of the patriotic role played in its outcome by a popular Music Hall song.
The words and music were composed for your pleasure by aging matinee idol Mr William Farrow, and performed for the hell of it by the esteemed Mangle Theatre Company.
It has been brought to our attention that some cynical listeners doubt that any such war took place, and that this melange of melody and mirth is an entirely fictional load of porkie pies.
Oh, come on! How else do you explain that the French mangle-makers never made any inroads into the English market?
And the Eiffel Tower really IS English - honest!
(The link will take you to the Hosiprog store. To listen or download, left-click on the programme title.) http://sdrv.ms/UEOUiA
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