Essex has always had more than its fair share of eccentrics, from the reclusive millionaire Bayard Brown to Vivian Stanshall of blessed memory. The inhabitants of the little town of Coggeshall were long notorious for their eccentric ways:
"The saying 'A Coggeshall job' was used in Essex from the 17th to the 19th century to mean any poor or pointless piece of work, after the reputed stupidity of its villagers. There were numerous stories of the inhabitants' ridiculous endeavours, such as chaining up a wheelbarrow in a shed after it had been bitten by a rabid dog, for fear it would go mad. John Ray's 1670 'Collection of English Proverbs' gives the following rhyme:
Braintree for the pure,
Bocking for the poor;
Coggeshall for the jeering town,
And Kelvedon for the whore.
Other jobs included winching up a cow onto the church roof to eat the grass growing there, knocking down one of two windmills as there would not be enough wind for both of them, attempting to divert the course of the river with hurdles, hanging sheets over roads to prevent the wind from blowing disease into the town, chopping the head off a lamb to free it from a gate, removing stairs from a house to stop flood water entering and some appropriated from other 'fool centres', for example the classic 'fishing for the moon'." [Wikipedia]
In this collection of short features, John Glasscock has lovingly researched old county library records and dug deep into his archives to uncover these stories of the events of our county, and of Essex men, great and not so great, who have helped to create our reputation as the daftest county in England.
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