We know what you’re thinking: Whatever happened to Part One?
Well, if you remember, in the beginning the earth was without form and void - and you try putting that across on radio!
Part Two (trust us!) is where the story really gets going. It’s the earliest part with dialogue.
Oh, and scrabble. In the beginning was the word, and the word was DOG – at least, according to St John the Dyslexic, who isn’t the most reliable of sources.
If all this makes sense to you then something, somewhere, has gone seriously wrong – and it might just be in Paradise…
All right. Now for Part Three. This is where the human population of the world suddenly increases from one to two, as God puts down her knitting and decides to liven things up a bit by creating Eve.
Adam just won’t know what hit him! Nor will his mate Wayne…
Ah, yes. Wayne. Even God doesn’t seem too sure how Wayne fits in, but we’re reliably informed – well, fairly reliably – that Wayne is the very first Essex Man.
Throw in some rather irritable Archangels, Beelzebub (who thinks he’s a serpent, and has this rather shady deal going over in Romford), plus a pterodactyl called, er, Terry, and you have a version of Genesis that even Phil Collins might think twice about.
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