Legend of the Holyrood Vampires
By AL Kennedy
BBC Scotland
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 Victoria arrives in Auld Reekie
 Episode 1 of 4
 
 Duration: 28 minutes
 First broadcast: Monday 28 October 2013
 1/4
 A Halloween treat for BBC Radio Scotland! Starring Greg McHugh, Ford Kiernan, Karen Dunbar, Cariad Lloyd and Gavin Mitchell, Legend of the Holyrood Vampires is a Victorian vampire yarn with a modern edge set in Edinburgh in 1844, the year of the Scott Monument's erection. Victoria Van Helsing - a 18th Century Buffy the vampire slayer played by Cariad Lloyd (2011 Best Newcomer nominee at the Fosters Edinburgh Comedy Awards) - has returned to the city of her forebears to destroy the dreadful Grafin Von Schwartzbergen, a centuries-old vampire who seeks to turn Scotland's Capital into a city of dreadful night...working on the assumption that no one would really notice.
 
 As it's August in Auld Reekie, the only accommodation Victoria can find is in Madame MacLaverty's Tea and Sundries Parlour - a resort for many gentlemen callers who enjoy the odd apple charlotte or even a double éclair with its enthusiastic and limber girls. Also in Edinburgh we find Hughie Strang, an Affliction Assessor. (Played by Greg McHugh, Gary: Tank Commander, Fresh Meat) He travels the city in search of paupers so afflicted that they are deserving of assistance - it's sometimes tricky to find people sufficiently afflicted who aren't also dead such is the stringent nature of the Victorian benefits system. As more and more of the city's denizens become vampires Hughie - who is terrified of women and who screams like a girl - finds himself caught up in Victoria's quest, being saved from certain death on a regular basis, fired from his job and inspected for vampire bites in a personal way.
 
 Also stars Gabriel Quigley and Sally Reid.
 
 In this opening episode Victoria Van Helsing arrives in Edinburgh with a mission to rid the city of an invasion of blood sucking vampires
 
 Episode 1 credits:
 
 Victoria Van Helsing: Cariad Lloyd
 Madame MacLaverty: Karen Dunbar
 Mysterious Gentleman: Ford Kiernan
 Grafin Von Schwartzbergen: Gabriel Quigley
 Hughie Strang: Greg McHugh
 Rainford: Gavin Mitchell
 Bella: Sally Reid
 Senga: Molly Vevers
 
 Written by AL Kennedy
 Produced by Gus Beattie
 
 
 The undead curse starts to bite!
 Episode 2 of 4
 Duration:
     28 minutes
 
 First broadcast:
     Tuesday 29 October 2013
 
 2/4
 
 In this 2nd episode Victoria & Bella discover how deeply the undead curse has afflicted Edinburgh.
 
 Episode 2 credits:
 
 Hughie Strang: Greg McHugh
 Bella: Sally Reid
 Victoria Van Helsing: Cariad Lloyd
 Mysterious Gentleman: Ford Kiernan
 Grafin Von Schwartzbergen: Gabriel Quigley
 Hovel Dweller: Alison Kennedy
 Rainford: Gavin Mitchell
 Madame MacLaverty: Karen Dunbar
 Senga: Molly Vevers
 Rev MacVicar: Kevin Mains
 
 Written by AL Kennedy
 Produced by Gus Beattie
 
 
 The evil Grafin curse takes hold
 Episode 3 of 4
 Duration:
     28 minutes
 First broadcast:
     Wednesday 30 October 2013
 
 3/4
 
 In this 3rd episode Victoria, Bella & Hughie come face to face with the evil Grafin and some equally evil poetry.
 
 Episode 3 credits.
 
 Victoria Van Helsing: Cariad Lloyd
 Hughie Strang: Greg McHugh
 Bella: Sally Reid
 Mysterious Gentleman: Ford Kiernan
 Grafin: Gabriel Quigley
 Madame MacLaverty: Karen Dunbar
 Rainford: Gavin Mitchell
 Professor Knox: Steven McNicol
 
 Written by AL Kennedy
 Produced by Gus Beattie
 
 Legend of the Holyrood Vampires is a Comedy Unit Production for BBC Radio Scotland.  Show less
 
 
 
 Victoria must defeat the queen vampire
 Episode 4 of 4
 Duration:
     28 minutes
 
 First broadcast:
     Thursday 31 October 2013
 
 4/4
 
 In this final thrilling episode Victoria and her companions must defeat the queen vampire and save Edinburgh.
 
 Episode 4 credits:
 
 Mysterious Gentleman: Ford Kiernan
 Bella: Sally Reid
 Hughie Strang: Greg McHugh
 Victoria Van Helsing: Cariad Lloyd
 Madame MacLaverty: Karen Dunbar
 Grafin: Gabriel Quigley
 Professor Knox: Steven McNicol.
 
 Written by AL Kennedy
 Produced by Gus Beattie
 
 Legend of the Holyrood Vampires is a Comedy Unit Production for BBC Radio Scotland.
Replies
Thanks - don't know how I missed this one. I don't live very far away from Holyrood!
Almost missed this one ...
At first glance, I thought it said "HollyWood Vampires" and I was going to pass it by.
Glad i didn't!
Thanks, Rick
Bob,
We're both getting older, sometimes we just have to slow down and smell the roses. Enjoy it, it is good. -------------------------------------------- R
Thanks Riklaa, as always, I really enjoy the work being done by some of the folks out of Scotland BBC.
Thanks, Rick...another winner.
Sounds like great fun. Many thanks
You are both welcome. Enjoy! ----------------- R
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!