I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue

Gerald Lea August 19, 2013 at 2:12pm

Many, many, many thanks. Clue is a real favourite of mine. The funniest show on the BBC period. I was lucky enough to see a few shows being recorded. Personally I wish they had stopped when Humph died. He was irreplaceable especially as they’d spent the last decade building the show up around him, almost to the point were he was the star.

...and so, ladies & gentlemen, that's the end of the show, and indeed this series. And what could be worse news than that? Well, there'll be another series in the spring...

...and so, ladies & gentlemen, as the cyclist of time jumps the red light of fate, and the brothel keeper of doom throws his bike out after him...

...and so, ladies & gentlemen, as the ink cartridge of time is rammed into the printer of destiny, and the printer finds he can't sit down...

...and so, ladies & gentlemen, as the florist of time takes a daffodil out of her vase, and the greengrocer of fate takes a leek out of his window...

...and so, ladies & gentlemen, we must end the show, but first I have to advise any listeners who may want information about the programme, or wish to post comments on the message board, they can go to www.don'tyouhaveanyfriendsatall.com, where there's a list of councillors who may be able to assist...

...and so, ladies & gentlemen, as the goldfish of time swims round the bowl of fate, before being flushed round the U-bend of eternity...

...and so, ladies & gentlemen, as the playful puppy of time bounds after the toilet tissue of destiny, and the handle of fate flushes him round the U-bend of doom...

...and so, ladies & gentlemen, as the South African prop forward of time goes into touch, and the English hooker of fate explains she charges extra for that...

...and so, ladies & gentlemen, as the chill wind of time carries aloft the solitary snowflake of destiny, and Network South East closes down for the week...

RIP

Estleman January 3, 2011 at 3:44pm

Three shows from July 2009

I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue 6-7-09.mp3

I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue 13-7-09.mp3

I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue 20-7-09.mp3